Husband Apna Aisa Ho

Husband apna aisa ho,
Haath mein jiske paisa ho,
Padha-likha who aisa ho,
Door-door tak koi naa uske jaisa ho,
Ilaake mein sabse popular ho,
Husband apna aisa ho !

Nazar jiski achchhi ho,
Din-raat saamne rehta ho,
Par kaam-dhaam bhi kuch karta ho,
Pehle school mein top karta ho,
Phir office mein boss rehta ho,
Husband apna aisa ho !

Pooja-paath se chahe kosoen door ho,
Par apni patni ko hamesha pujta ho,
Har kaam se pehle poochta ho,
Patni ki permission ke bina kuch naa karta ho,
Husband apna aisa ho !

Engineer, doctor chaahe job hi ho,
Khaana banana usse aata ho,
Achchhi tarah se serve karke, pyar se khilana bhi aata ho,
Khaane ke baad, sweet dish se munh jo meetha karata ho,
Husband apna aisa ho !

Din-bhar ke baad raat ko,
Pair patni ke jo dabaata ho,
Kharrate jo kabhi naa leta ho,
Husband apna aisa ho !

Subah pehle uthe jo,
Bed-tea se jagaaye patni ko,
Ruthe jo kabhi patni ji, haath jodkar manaye who,
Chutti ke din kaamwaali ki kami poori kare jo,
Husband apna aisa ho !

Par ye sab karne ke saath-saath,
Husband apna dashing ho,
6 se kam na jiski height ho,
Weight bhi jiska light ho,
Kabhi naa karta fight ho,
Faisla jiska sada right ho,
Jise dekhna world ki No.1 sight ho,
Dimaag bhi superfast flight ho,
Dil jiska pure white ho,

Jiske paas Nokia ka sabse mehnga mobile ho,
Chamkaade har party, har DJ night woh ,
Aisa uska style ho,
Har tarah se jo Hi-fi ho,
Husband apna waisa ho !

Koi ye kavita padhe ya naa padhe,
Sabke munh par ye kehte hue smile ho,
“Ki pati ho to aisa,
Jiska future bright ho…
Nahin to shaadi karna,
Jaise karna suicide ho…!”