A LOGICAL STUDENT
A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct!
Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..
Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..
Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..
Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake..!!
Q.7-India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai…???..
Awesome Reply By Student:-
..”Daaru K Glass Me…”
Q. 8 – Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage…???
Indian Constitution-Article 20(2)-says,”No man can be punished twice for same offence”